February 26, 2012
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WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR MICHIGAN?!?!?
So my “best friend” kim, @mytwocentss, thinks I’M crazy and delusional for having pride for my great ‘ol homestate of Michigan!
Read it here
http://mytwocentss.xanga.com/759377788/michigan-heck-no–texas-all-the-way/
Then she posted THIS comment on my post “Michigan Girls Do It better” (WHICH IS STILL SO TRUE. HELLO!)
“Yeah. I had no idea that you were crazy enough to be delusional like this Megan! Seriously?! Michigan is ALL that, you think? Yep. Think again.
Xanga needs a “DISLIKE” button.
Check it out. I’m about to give you a lesson. LINK”
And this WHOLE time, I thought she was my best friend. Now I feel like crying.
How can she NOT see how much Michigan means to me?!?!Then she told me this!!!!!!!!
@Megabyyte – I knew you LIVED there I just didn’t know you bought into the cult thinking that MI was actually a desirable state. After all, didn’t you mention wanting to move? Yeah, even you must realize deep down that MI is NOT so great.
So, okay, @mytwocentss, you want to school me on how Texas is so much bettter?
This is for you, and anyone who agrees with you. *SOME FRIENDS YOU ALL ARE!*
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM, APPLES, HUH??!?!?
Michigan is AWESOME. Ya’ll don’t know what you’re talking about.
And you, Kim, are the ONE person I thought would stand on my side!
So who do YOU stand with? Me or Kim? Because it’s either her or me. I can’t take the hate for my state, so if you love Texas and Hate Michigan, go be best buds with her and LEAVE MY PAGE!
HEAR ME?
I’m a proud Michigan CHICK. You got a problem with that, punk?
TALK TO THE HAND. Literally!
Comments (50)
I’ll see what your state does in this Tuesday when it comes to Romney/Santorum. Then I’ll make my judgements about your state.
Btw, don’t take it personally if I make jokes about Michigan. It’s just in my blood as a Buckeye.
Here you go.
Michigan: A state where you can’t keep a job because everything’s either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan… I’m unemployed and cold… wheeeee!!
The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.Nobody should live or pass through Michigan
Source. Don’t shoot the messenger. *shrugs*
If you gotta keep tellin’ yourself how great MI is to survive, you do that. I’ll be waiting for you to come around.
@Shadowrunner81 - LINK She did ask everyone to take sides. So…. you agree with me (Go Ohio & Texas!) or her (boo, MI)?
C’mon, you know you’re too cool for MI.
@MyTwoCentss - I live in Ohio. nuff said. I just don’t want her to feel alienated by someone(meaning me) that doesn’t know her. I’m just judging her state…not her.
@Shadowrunner81 - Yeah, as long as she’s got her big girl panties on she’ll understand. If not, well someone should buy her some.
@MyTwoCentss - Oh, oh, you want to go there? Two can play at this game
If you don’t like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.
Texas is the home of the playas and pimps. I mean, really? that’s positive, right?
where everything is bigger, including the egos.”wow, look at how much the texas football team is overrated this year!”
@Megabyyte - The MI one was based on truth. Lots of cold, construction, lack of jobs. TRUTH.
The weather thing I heard first in Ohio so that doesn’t even really apply to ONLY TX.
As for the rest, can’t you tell (common sense) just by reading that those comments are derived from JEALOUSY?! C’mon, I thought you were smarter than that.
You are both wrong.
http://www.ahajokes.com/michigan_jokes.html
@MyTwoCentss - Those were so not even funny.
@MyTwoCentss - Difference Between Yankee Zoo & Texas Zoo
What’s the real difference between a Yankee Zoo and a Texas Zoo?
On the cage, a Yankee Zoo will have the name of the animal and then the
scientific name in Latin.
Whereas, a Texas Zoo will have the name of the
animal and the recipe…..!
@Megabyyte - *shrugs* When you have no sense of humor perhaps things begin to go over your head.
How about this. There’s a Hell, Michigan. Yep. ‘Nuff said.
Also, Eminem & Kid Rock were born in MI. Yeah, great representation of MI & it’s peeps.
“Michigan Has Two Peninsulas: Lower
and Crazy.” Source
@MommyMarty22 - lol Silly IL girl!
@MyTwoCentss - There’s a Ding Dong, Texas. ‘Nuff said!
@Megabyyte - Yep. Ever ate a ding dong? DElicious! Such a weak come back. MI must’ve zapped your thinking skills.
@MyTwoCentss - Michigan zapped my thinking? Really? And everyone in Texas is just brilliant. Check out this bizzarre law by the brilliant texans
“When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.”
“A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.”
JUST BRILLIANT. Yeah, but Michigan is soooooo crazy. Yeah. Right!
…But I’m from Texas…
Um… go Ohio?
No… Pshaw we got the Chi.. What do you got? Dirty D? ahaha
You can have Detroit
Go PA! (that’s a joke, I hate it here)
Michigan sucks. Texas kicks Michigan butt. Michigan is cold, ugly Yankee town, and I lock my doors when I go through. In Texas, I roll down my windows.
Texas> Michigan
Loved this XD My boyfriend is from Michigan, so I can’t exactly hate it (Even though he does) I’m thinking about doing a post like this for my City
@AgainstTheWind1 -
*heartbroken*
Yeah, I said it.
@Megabyyte - That was funny!!!!
lol!
@Megabyyte - Take that! The Doug (TM) has spoken up for TX. ‘Nuff said.
@AgainstTheWind1 - Oh yeah! TX has got it goin’ on! You know when The Doug (TM) is rollin’ through the state we tip our hats to ya in salute. We know cool when we see it.
Well I went to Ohio State so you can see where I come from.
@MyTwoCentss - Yeah, well, you two love birds can fly off into the texas wind, for all I care!
@MyTwoCentss - You see cool. I see drool.
@Megabyyte - Man, there goes that soft MI mind of yours. I’m MARRIED. And you called yourself my best friend. HA! Shows how much you know. Maybe it was good this all came to light in the end.
@Megabyyte - Get your eyes checked.
Go GM! i’m sure you’ll hate me though. i’m a Giants fan.
“don’t let Oklahoma hit you on the way out” hahahaha
@MyTwoCentss - My eyes checked? My eyes are fine. Get your brain checked. Because Michigan rules, texas drools every single day, yo! Get that straight.
it is sad, though. At least it comes out NOW. Grrr… and I thought we could be best buds.
Can I go with neither? Go Wisconsin!
@Megabyyte - TX & MI just don’t mix. TX is too
for MI.
I’ve never been to Michigan or Texas. But some of my favorite music artists are from Michigan and Michigan is also where Faygo comes from. And I love Faygo. So, I will go with Michigan
@MyTwoCentss - You’re right, texans just think they’re too cool for Michigan. It’s okay. They don’t know any better. They’re just conditioned to believe that “everything is bigger in Texas” so that has to include their sense of self. You guys just don’t know any better. Awwww….
@Megabyyte - You’re such a child.
@MyTwoCentss - LOL… LOOK IN THE MIRROR, WHEN YOU SAY THAT. Especially when the G for my name is “gassy”. REALLY? Proof in point.
And you know I have a point with that. Seriously.
@Megabyyte - Yep. You’re letting out hot air – gassy.
@MyTwoCentss - Don’t go blowing your hot air on my blog posts where I’m trying to be mature & move on from this lame topic of MI.
@MyTwoCentss - I must repeat…
Wait, you’re from Texas and you can read?!?!
@Megabyyte - Better & faster than you I’m sure. Although I never went through the TX education system. I went through the IN education system. GOOOO Hoosiers!
@MyTwoCentss - Oh, is that a challenge? You’re on! I’m sure I can read faster than you.
@Megabyyte - Shall we have a race to see who can read “Run Spot Run” first? That is your speed after all, right?
@MyTwoCentss - You think you’re sooooo clever, huh? It’s that Texas sized ego. shame, shame!
@Megabyyte - Yeah, well. This “over-sized” ego is gonna take your state mitten & smack the smug off your face if you’re not careful!