January 20, 2012
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A Lesson in Kissing -- A cute story, for you!
*Pay attention, folks, (*cough*, men, *cough*)*
Since I've been super obsessed with kissing lately, I've been trying to talk my husband into kissing more (sad, right?).
The first attempt, a few days ago, he thought I meant that I wanted him to scratch my back, longer than I did his. *facepalm*. I got a peck.
The second attempt was MUCH more funny.
He came home from work, tonight, and the following happened...
Me: Okay, lets kiss. Make it a nice one!
Him: Uh, okay.
*grabs my face*
Yay! I think he's going to make it romantic. Maybe he DOES still have a romantic bone in his body.
Me: *Starts laughing, because all he's doing is staring at me.*
Him: *continues staring at me and rubs his hands through my hair*
Double yay, I think! He's really going to make this romantic, awww
Me: Starts laughing , nervously
(it's been a while, people)
My anticipation is through the freaking roof, so what did I do, you ask?
continued laughing, even harder this time...
Him: I can't kiss a laugh
Do you think I got kissed? Nope
Once I stopped laughing, I tried to grab his face and kiss him, but then I just happened to look off to the side and saw my mom watching us, so I stopped. Plus, he was in the middle of talking. Is there anything more annoying than having someone grab your face and kiss you stupid, when you're in the middle of talking?
Actually, yes. haha. I'd love that.
Third times a charm, right?
I got a peck.
Him: So, what constitutes a "nice" kiss?
Me: A long one
Him: *laughs*, I don't know if I know how to do that anymore.
Me: *laughs*, me either.
*gets kissed a little longer*
Nice.
Him: Oh, do you want tongue?
Me:*shakes head yes*
*he goes in for the kiss and.... licks my nose. Goes in for another kiss and licks my cheek.
I. GIVE. UP!
haha, no, it was cute. Really.
Comments (10)
*lol* That was a funny story.
You know, when Jim & I were dating still (so I was 20 and he was 26) I asked him about his kisses (he just gives a puckered kiss, that's it). He has NEVER "made out" with me. Not unless....you get the idea.
He actually got offended that I had critiqued his kiss! I couldn't believe it! Men can be SO sensitive sometimes. Anyway, I've just had to deal with it. *sigh* No romantic kisses for me. (No romance period.)
Lol, you guys sound like goof balls. What you should do is stop talking about it and one day just get him alone and force the kiss. Even if he talks through it for a few seconds he'll get into it!
lol btw I was in the same boat till I forced the sexy on him... lol... so just force your sexy on them!
@MyTwoCentss - I know how much it sucks! *sigh*.
@MommyMarty22 - lol, "force the sexy on them"... bahaha. love that!
Yes, I'd love to go back to the days of making out in a car like crazy teenagers. Did that once... and only once, lol.
I'm going to do that, sometime. Next time we're alone. lol
There is a great book called "The Book of Kisses" edited by william Cane. Get the book and have him pick one each night to read and practice with you.
A few...
"A man had given all bliss,
and all his worldly worth for this
to waste his whole heart in one kiss
upon her perfect lips"
" A kiss is like making music with the lips"
"The cat kisses with one slow long blink"
Before you ask him to kiss you, brush your teeth, rinse with mouthwash and eat a chocolate covered cherry. If he still doesn't kiss you properly tie him to a chair and teach him how to do it right!
Oh good grief! *navigates browser to http://www.bassproshops.com*
:-p
Lol. How cute, this post made me laugh.
(By the way, I love the song on your profile - I'm a huge Daughtry fan!)
LOL!!!! this is so funny. The licking face/nose part sounds like me and my bf. Only sometimes ill pretend im going to kiss him and lick his nose or face..or he'll do the same to me. So we are always on edge about kissing. Lol. we never know when its gonna happen.
Hahaha sounds nice